Dog: I can't decide what to eat first. Cat: What's the difference? There's four ingredients in everything!
Cat: We've payed for food, but they refuse us service! It's plain un-American! First, they take away the tacos, then the chimichangas, which is a beautiful word! What next? Dog: Refried beans? Cat: Exactly!
Dog: Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired! Cat: You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend! Dog: Oh. Then, you're fired too!
Cat: You have to wake up pretty early in the afternoon to beat this cat.
Dog: You mean you lied? Cat: That's what you do with pen pals. Dog: I never knew that.
Cat: Ingrid, I have a confession to make. I'm not a black-belt, I'm a catdog. Ingrid: Well, I have a confession to make... (reveals her true identity) ... if you see what I mean. Cat: Oh, I get it! I'm a catdog, and you're a double bodied oddity
Dog: (referring to a stuffed cat of his) I'll call him Little Cat! Cause he looks like you, only littler.
Cliff: Pleeeasssee tell me I'm not a freak! Man: Shut up you FREAK!
(Dog believes that there are aliens who moved in next door, and he sees Winslow who came back from visiting them) Dog: They turned Winslow blue! Cat: He's always blue. (Winslow bumps into the wall a couple times) Dog: They sucked out his brain! Cat: He probably forgot to put his contacts in. Winslow T. Oddfellow: Gee Wilikers! (puts in his contacts) Cat: There. See? Dog: Winslow never ever said "gee wilikers" before!
Dog: I hope I don't have a bad dream about aliens. Cat: I have a very strong feeling you will.
Dog: Don't worry, Cat. They're not laughing with you; they're laughing AT you!
Winslow T. Oddfellow: Hey Einstein, you makin' a flyin' machine or just a racket?
Cat: They all go haha with laughing at me, and they make me spill my Ice Cream all gone. Dog: Be that as it may, your actions were rash. Cat: Huh? Dog: Nevermind. You wouldn't understand . Cat: You did this to me, bow-wow person! You make the smarts go byebye! Gimme smarts back!
Cat: Quiet, Dog! I've got to listen for my name on the radio! Dog: Aw, I coulda told ya that! It's CAT!
Dog: I am... DOG THE MIGHTY! Cat: Yeah, mighty ridiculous!
Lola Caricola: Hola. I am Lola.
Cat: My body! My body! My body!
Dog: Cat! I thought you said Fred was going to a nice place! He's in chains! Cat: They're "nice" chains.
Cat: Hello, Ingrids. Care to cha-cha-cha? Ingrid: Ja-ja-ja!
Ingrid #2: I'll never dance with you two again! You stepped on my toes, and you ate my sister! Ingrid #1: (from inside CatDog) Ja!
Lube: Hey! That's not CatDog... it's CatCat!
Ingrid #1: (dancing with Cat and sitting on her sister's shoulders) The band is good, ja? Ingrid #2: Ja. Look at him swing those drumsticks. (the word, "drumsticks", echoes in Dog's head while he sees the drummer's drumsticks turn into turkey drumsticks) Dog: (to himself) Don't think about food. Don't even think about food!
Dance Fiesta Singer: You've eaten everything in sight including my band!... and I love it! That was the most original dance I have ever seen!
Dog: You know you love Winslow. Cat: Yeah. And nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
Mr Sunshine: Wait, does this mean there's an Easter Bunny? Santa Claus: There better be, he owes me sixty bucks.
Dog: I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat." Cat: I meant every word!
Cat: Hiya kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time to read some fan mail! Winslow, pass up those letters, my good man. Winslow T. Oddfellow: Nothing today, Chief. Cat: Are you sure? Winslow T. Oddfellow: Trust me. You two are as popular as a monkey in a banana patch. Forget about it. Dog: I have one! "Dear Us, Where did we come from? Signed, you and me." Winslow T. Oddfellow: Pathetic. Cat: Good question, Dog. As some may not realize, Dog and I are descendants of royalty. Dog: Right, royalty! Um... I don't get it. Cat: (whispering to Dog) Just work with me here, okay? Dog: Oh! Royalty! We were the King and Queen of England! We wore crowns of sausages, dental floss, and bowling balls! Cat: Yeah, well that was the rumor, but we did grow up in a beautiful country. Dog: Beautiful country high in the frigid peaks of the Florida Alps! Cat: Florida Alps? Dog: Then we learned to fly... out into outer space... and back down into the ocean! There, we found deep-sea leprechauns... and a void so dark, we got lost in a crazy negative demension! Cat: OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! THAT IS ENOUGH! Dog: You said, "work with me." I'm working with you. Winslow T. Oddfellow: And you two wonder why you never get fan mail? Sheesh Louis! Cat: (to Dog) Deep-sea leprechauns?
Dog: Hi ho diggety!
Cat: You'll have to excuse us. Our stomach has been a little bit on the flippy side lately. Right, Dog? Rancid Rabitt: You share stomach? Fascinating. What's that like? Dog: (half awake) Millions... millions of people... Cat: (imitating Dog) Millions of people have asked us that same question. Rancid Rabitt: Oh. You guys must be really popular. Cat: (imitating Dog) Oh, yes. Especially with the girls. Cat here is a chick magnet.
Cat: Hey, Dog, take a peak at this sunset! Dog: I'm not here. Cat: I know, just take a look at the sunset, then you can resume not being here.
Dog: It just doesn't get any better than this!
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