Castle Keep
1969
The Count: You find me degenerate - or worse even, French.
Lt Billy Byron Bix: (leading singing) Sfc. Rossie Baker: Hey, you're waking everybody up! Go back to your outfit! Lt Billy Byron Bix: (singing subsides) Excuse me? Sfc. Rossie Baker: You're waking everybody up, go back to your outfit. Lt Billy Byron Bix: We have no outfit. We've withdrawn. We don't believe in fighting. Sfc. Rossie Baker: Well who believes in fighting? Lt Billy Byron Bix: We believe in God. That frightens you, doesn't it? All you believe in is fornication, and killing. Sfc. Rossie Baker: What? Lt Billy Byron Bix: We're conscientious objectors! Sfc. Rossie Baker: You mean, you conscientiously object to fornicating? Lt Billy Byron Bix: (leads singing again, loudly) Sfc. Rossie Baker: (taps Lt Bix on shoulder as singing continues) Hey! Didn't you tell 'em? They're supposed to excuse you from combat. Lt Billy Byron Bix: They said that our sect was too small! Sfc. Rossie Baker: Your what was too small? Lt Billy Byron Bix: Sect! S-E-C-T!
Sfc. Rossie Baker: (enterting brothel with loaves) Everybody should eat more bread. Feeds the heart. And remember, the heart's the second-most important organ in the human body.