Carnal Knowledge
1971
Jonathan: Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?
Sandy: Looks aren't everything, you know. Jonathan: Believe me, looks are everything.
Bobbie: I need a life. Jonathan: Get a job! Bobbie: I don't want a job. I want you. Jonathan: I'm taken, by me. Get out of the house, do something useful, Goddammit.
Jonathan: You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
Jonathan: Why don't you leave me?... For God's sake, I'd almost marry you if you'd leave me.
Jonathan: What are you crying for? It wasn't a Lassie story.
Jonathan: Sandy, do you wanna get laid? Sandy: Please.
Jonathan: Talk about the pot and the kettle. When I caught wind of your checkered past, I felt like a celibate. Bobbie: You made me tell you. Jonathan: Sure. I twisted your arm. Bobbie: It got you hot! Jonathan: Something has to.
Jonathan: Women today are better-hung than the men.
Jonathan: Do you always answer a question with a question? Susan: Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend?