Camp Wilder

1992

(the gang is playing with a Ouija Board) Dorfman: Go ahead, Beth, ask it anything. Beth: Okay. (pause) Why do guys say they're gonna call, and so you give them your number, and you wait by the phone, and do they call? No! Dorfman: Ask and answer. Okay!

Ricky Wilder: (on the phone with a costume shop clerk) Do you have any mouse costumes? (pause) Yes, I'm aware that today is Halloween and that people purchased their costumes months in advance - I've always admired people like that. (pause) But still no mice? What costumes do you have? (pause) That's the ONLY ONE LEFT? (pause) I don't think so, not for an eight-year-old girl. But, out of curiosity, how much is the Clarence Thomas outfit?

(Beth enters Dex's garage angrily. Dex still has his shirt off) Dexter: Let me guess, friend of Brody's? Beth: That's right. So you can put your pecs away 'coz it's not gonna work with me.

(Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb) Ricky Wilder: Brody! Doctor: That's a nice name! Brody Wilder: Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car? Ricky Wilder: In my pur... (goes into labor once more) Doctor: There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way. (pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman) Dorfman: Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had? Ricky Wilder: Dorfman! Doctor: Hang on, there's one more. (pulls out Melissa) Melissa Wilder: Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother. (the doctor pulls out Danielle) Danielle: Nice shoes! Can I have them? (the doctor pulls out Beth) Beth: Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world? (shakes her head disapprovingly)

Brody Wilder: Date tonight, Rick. Need a way place to take her to. Ricky Wilder: Mario's. Brody Wilder: Great. Need a way to pay for it. Ricky Wilder: Job. Brody Wilder: Seriously, Rick. Can I borrow thirty dollars? Ricky Wilder: Thirty dollars? Brody, that's a lot of money. Why don't you just do what I did when I was your age? (thinks) Here, take forty.

Beth: Honestly, Brody, you're taking this fight thing way out of proportion. Brody Wilder: Why not tell that to Danielle? Beth: What? Brody Wilder: Oh, that's right, Beth. Act surprised. I know she and Dex have a date tonight. I can't believe you guys. (exit) Beth: (sits down on the couch with Dorfman) I feel terrible. Dorfman: Me too. Beth: I thought Dex wanted me.

Brody Wilder: Any luck finding your cat, Beth? Beth: No. Dorfman put an ad in the paper, but we can't find it. Dorfman: (points at an ad in the newspaper) Here it is. Right under "Love Warrior seeks nonsmoking dentist." Beth: You put it in the Personals? Dorfman: Yeah. Who reads the Lost and Found? Danielle: (reads) "Lost and Lonely, SWF?" Dorfman: Spayed White Feline. Danielle: (reads) "Lost and Lonely, SWF, Cute and cuddly, neatly trimmed nails, seeks master... ?" Beth: Dorfman, what are you doing to me? I'm gonna get a bunch of men calling and wanting to meet me. (pauses to think) I'm gonna go check my messages.

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