Bye Bye, Love
1995
Emma: I hate this uniform, it makes me look 14. Meg: You are 14. Emma: Exactly.
Donny Carlson: It's a very awkward age for girls. Dave Goldman: Really what age is that? Donny Carlson: 13 to 35, very awkward.
Dr David Townsend: Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
Lucille: I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.
(Standing next to a Porsche) Dave: I appreciate beautiful things. Heidi: Beautiful fast things. Dave: Beautiful fast German things... Heidi, right?
Mikey: "I need water and fresh horses for my men!"
(after kissing) Susan Goldman: Wait, we can't do this. Donny Carlson: Why not? Susan Goldman: Because you would be afraid that I was thinking of Dave and I would be afraid that you were thinking about Clair. Donny Carlson: Well, what if you thought about Clair, and I thought about Dave?
Donny Carlson: Ladder, for to climb!
Claire Carlson: We had to take back the graduation dress. Emma Carlson: It made me look fat. Donny Carlson: You couldn't look fat if you wanted to. Emma Carlson: Why would I wanna look fat? Donny Carlson: You wouldn't! You couldn't!
Donnie: (discussing his ex-wife's new boyfriend) Well, tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him. Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was been very rude. Donnie: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.