Bye Bye Birdie
1963
Harry McAfee: The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
Doris McAfee: Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.
Harry McAfee: No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.
Harry McAfee: Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.
Harry McAfee: I know that showbiz type! I never told you this, but one summer I worked with the circus... all those midgets... WILD! They're probably livin' in sin. Doris McAfee: Harry Lionel McAfee! Harry McAfee: They've been engaged for six years. Don't tell me they haven't... Doris McAfee: We were engaged for five years. Harry McAfee: He's not as stupid as I was.
Rose DeLeon: I must be the prized dope of all-time... thinking I could pry you away from your mama's ever-lovin' tentacles.
Albert Peterson: (singing) Oh one last kiss... there never was such bliss... I love your dentifrice!
Rose DeLeon: Well we could sure use the money. Any day now we'll have another mouth to feed. Ed Sullivan: Rosie, you're not even married. Rose DeLeon: His mother!
Mae Peterson: Goodbye, Rosie. Rose DeLeon: Goodbye, Mae. Mae Peterson: Call me Mrs Peterson.
Randolph MacAfee: I respect ya, Papa! Harry McAfee: I don't want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?
Kim McAfee: Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out. Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?
Rose DeLeon: (singing) Everything is Rosie... cha-cha-cha! 'Cause my name is Rosie... si si si!
Doris McAfee: You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face! Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...
Borov: And for you, I will not go too fast. Rose DeLeon: We shall see!
Mae Peterson: (singing) Kids! Never once appreciate how I sacrificed. Working, slaving, scrimping, saving pennies... and livin' with your father!
Mae Peterson: Now, don't try to pay me back, son. I forgive you. So what if you're an ingrate? So long as you're happy. Albert Peterson: I don't wanna be happy!