Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
2000 (V)
Evil Emperor Zurg: If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.
(the Evil Emporer Zurg's new mind control ray is a success) Evil Emperor Zurg: Another planet and it's mine! I'm not the man who knows the man! I AM the man! Brain Pod #29: Uh, about my raise... ? Evil Emperor Zurg: Please. Once I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. It'll be all Zurg, all the time! 24-7! Zurgie heaven!
XR: You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg! Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: (as Warp Darkmatter) What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree! Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?
Buzz Lightyear: I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet. (cuts to Planet Z and Zurg) Evil Emperor Zurg: This is my most diabolical scheme yet!
Evil Emperor Zurg: A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you? Agent Z! Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: That's stupid. Evil Emperor Zurg: My mother used to call me that! Brain Pod #29: You know, he really, really likes that name. Grubs, Self Destruct, Ranger #1, Rhizomian Man, and Cadet Flarn: Yes, he's been saving it for one of his most evil henchmen. Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: Agent Z, love it. Especially the whole Z thing.
Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta. Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's sub-section Gamma. XR: He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings? Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister! Mira Nova: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring. XR: Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement. Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring? (gasp) That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: (after revealing his identity as Agent Z to Buzz) My name's DARKmatter; who's surprised here?
Buzz Lightyear: I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship. XR: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal! Mira Nova: OK, and you are... ? XR: In serious need of some personal space.