But I'm a Cheerleader
1999
Graham: I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good. Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
Megan: I'm a homosexual! (shouting) I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. (cries)
Graham: You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught! Megan: Then why are you here? Graham: I got caught.
Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and... Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!
Jan: Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my... Andre: Amen, sister.
Andre: She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
Mary: Foreplay is for *sissies*!
Andre: Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!
Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
Graham: What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
Graham: (to Megan) I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie aren't you?
Megan: (to Graham) One, two, three, four, I won't take no anymore. 5,6,7,8 - I want you to be my mate. 1,2,3,4 - you're the one I adore. 5,6,7,8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.
Hilary: No inappropriate behavior is allowed here. Megan: Like swearing? Graham: No, like fucking.
Megan: 2, 4, 6, 8, God is good... Graham: God is straight! Megan: Hey, that's good.
Mike: Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!
Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar! Graham: Where else would we go?
Peter Bloomfield: It's about your um... well... um... Nancy Bloomfield: Your little field trip to the Cocksucker Peter Bloomfield: Your field trip to the C...