Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il

1966

Man With No Name: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim. Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.

Tuco: (trying to read a note) "See you soon, id... " "id... " "ids... " Man With No Name: (taking the note) "Idiots". It's for you.

Tuco: God is on our side because he hates the Yanks. Man With No Name: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

(surveying some Civil War carnage) Man With No Name: I've never seen so many men wasted so bad.

Man With No Name: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.

Baker: Here, this is for you. You did a good job for me. (hands over a purse) Angel Eyes: Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. (they both laugh) But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that. Baker: Noo! Angel Eyes! (he is shot through a pillow)

Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.

(as they set out across the desert) Tuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.

Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

(Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room) One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left. (Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam) Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

(a dying man has information Tuco wants) Tuco: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.

Tuco: You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

Angel Eyes: (as Wallace is beating Tuco) How's you're digestion now?

Stevens: What are you being paid for killing me? Angel Eyes: Five hundred dollars... to get the name.

(last lines) Tuco: (shouting) Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just the greatest son-of-a-b-!

Man With No Name: (counting Angel Eyes' men) One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number. Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number. Man With No Name: I've got six more bullets in my gun.

Tuco: I'll kill you. Man With No Name: If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are.

Tuco: You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do.

Man With No Name: The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.

(to Tuco) Man With No Name: Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.

(Tuco is protesting his innocence) Tuco: I'm innocent! I'm just a simple farmer! Sheriff: (shows Tuco the wanted poster) Come here, you! Just a simple farmer, eh? Who is this? Tuco: Me? Sheriff: Yeah, you. Tuco: Who says so? You can't even read! (the Sheriff rolls up the poster) Tuco: Go ahead, roll it up! I'll give a good idea where to put it!

(Tuco has captured Blondie and is planning to hang him) Tuco: Get on that stool and put the rope around your neck. I have a different system, my friend; I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs from under the stool. (Sound of distant rumbling) Tuco: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder. Man With No Name: That might be cannon fire. Tuco: Thunder or cannon fire, it's all the same to you. Adios, Blondie.

Man With No Name: Take off your gun and put on your pants.

Man With No Name: Every gun makes its own tune.

Tuco: (trying to read a grave that is marked "Unknown") Un-k... un-k... there's no name on it. Man With No Name: (showing him a stone) There's no name here, either. See, that's what Bill Carson told me. It was the grave marked "Unknown", right beside Arch Stanton.

Tuco: One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

Tuco: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

Jackson: The name on the grave is... water Tuco: In the cemetary, okay, in the grave okay! But it must have a name or a number on it! Talk, damn you!

Maria: Is that you Bill? Bill! Angel Eyes: Go on talking about Bill Carson.

(first lines) Stevens: You're... from Baker... Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live in peace, understand? That it's no use to go on tormenting me! I know nothing at all about that case of coins. Now that gold has disappeared, but if he'd listened, we could have avoided this altogether. I went to the Army court; there were no witnesses. They couldn't uncover any more. I can't tell Baker what happened to the money; go back and tell him that!

Man With No Name: (appearing beside Tuco) Were you gonna die alone?

Man With No Name: (has no choice but to let him die) Sorry, Shorty.

Tuco: I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again. (pause) I'll get dressed, I'll kill him and be right back. Man With No Name: Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em. Tuco: Five? Man With No Name: Yeah, five of 'em. Tuco: So, that's why you came to Tuco. (pause) It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.

Find these movie quotes interesting? Enjoy more classic quotes:

« Bunty Aur Babli Quotes Home Burattinaio Il »