Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds

2003 (VG)

Xander Harris: Oh, monkey poo.

Spike: Bloody hell.

Spike: Night all. Next time you're having a party like this one, leave me off the invite list, yeah.

Sid the Dummy: (Buffy is helping Sid into a vent) Hey, hey, easy on the merchandise, sister. I bruise easy, y'know.

Spike: (after "tripping an alarm") Damn! Bloody cyborgs. Must've tripped some invisible alarm.

Ethan Rayne, The First: From beneath you, it devours.

Xander Harris: Whoa, hang on. You promised not to beat Ethan to a pulp until I got here. Buffy: And now you're here. Let the beating commence.

(first lines) Buffy: A surprise party? Whose idea was this? I'll kill ya. Not that I appreciate the thought, but who invited the vampires? Xander Harris: Don't look at me. I wanted Anya to jump out of the cake. Wait, that was for *my* birthday. Buffy: And much as we'd like to hear *that* story.

Spike: (to Anya and Tara) I'm a knight in bloody armor.

Buffy: If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. Kakistos: You're not easy to kill, are you, Slayer? Buffy: I could say the same thing about you.

Xander Harris: Wait a minute. We're all here for a reason. Well, the rest of us are here because Ethan picked us. And Sid want to get away from The First. But what about Ethan? Maybe this is why he's here. Ethan Rayne: Don't look at me. You're trying to keep me from getting the power I've worked all these years for, and you want me to help? You're all daft. Buffy: No. I think Xander's right. She's *your* ancestor, Ethan. You've got to take the eyes. (Ethan takes the eye and a portal appears in midair) Faith: Now we're cooking with gas. (The First appears) The First: (to Buffy) You are a fool, Slayer. Did you truly think that you could do such a thing, in *this place*, without me knowing your every move? Sid the Dummy: You know, for a being that likes a good wager, you seem awful eager to disrupt the contest before it's over. The First: Little matchstick man. Do not try my patience. You are not even a part of this contest. The only reason I do not destroy you is that I am savoring the nurturing of hope in your heart, just as I will enjoy bearing witness to the destruction of that hope. Now, Slayer, it is time for the final contest to begin. Buffy: (to everyone) Ready? Xander Harris: Can I go home now? Buffy: Let's go.

(HUGHUCHAGAKK is written on a blackboard) Xander Harris: Okay, guessing this doesn't say, "Surrender, Dorothy". Now I've gotta figure out what it *does* say.

Faith: Comes down to this. Kakistos: As I hoped it would. I want your blood for myself, Faith, thick and hot and full of spice. Faith: You been eatin' too much Cajun.

(upon arriving at Sunnydale Zoo, Buffy sees penguins eating a dead zebra) Buffy: Penguins. It had to be penguins. I hate the zoo.

(Buffy runs into alternate reality Giles at Sunnydale Zoo's aquarium) Buffy: Giles? Rupert Giles: Please. (laughs) Rupert Giles: Make it Ripper. Buffy: Crap. Rupert Giles: Ooh, yes? You're shocked, are you? Look at you. Useless little tart, all the gifts of power the Slayer offers the best you can do is the hurt little puppy dog eyes? Buffy: No. This isn't you. This is alternate reality Giles. Rupert Giles: Right, well, your Giles is a prat, always talking like he's got an apple up his arse. Buffy: All right, Ripper. Bring it on!

(after defeating alternate reality Giles) Buffy: Good night, Ripper. My Giles might have an apple up his ass, but at least he ain't pushing up daisies.

Cassandra Rayne: (to Ethan Rayne) Silence, dog. I would silence you myself if I were able. Spike: Here. Let me get that for you. (Spike punches out Ethan) Cassandra Rayne: My thanks, kind sir.

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