Brilliantovaya ruka
1968
Semyon Gorbunkov: I'm not a coward. But I'm scared.
Dog Owner: Well, where am I supposed to walk my dog? Superintendent: You were presented with your own apartment -- do your walking in there!
Gennady: Lyolik, he doesn't drink. How am I supposed to get him drunk? Lyolik: As our beloved boss says, when someone else is paying, even the nondrinkers and those with ulcer will drink.
Lyolik: As our boss says, if a person is an idiot, it'll last a long time.
(Giving instructions on how to suddenly approach Gorbunkov; Gennady is wearing an eye-patch, resembling historical commander Mikhail Kutuzov) Lyolik: Give his woman the flowers; the ice cream to the kids. Go and don't screw it up... Kutuzov!
Lyolik: Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning!
House manager: Our people do not ride taxi to the bakery!
Semyon Gorbunkov: Walked and fell, lost conscience, woke up with the cast.
Temptress: I'm not guilty! He came on his own!
Man: Hey, buddy, do you have a cigarette? (Gorbunkov stutters) Man: What are you, deaf? Semyon Gorbunkov: Yes!
(Cops are carrying a lifeless body) Semyon Gorbunkov: I should have been in his place! Cop: You will be when you'll get as drunk as this.
(Cops are carrying a body of a passed out drunk, Gorbunkov thinks he is dead) Semyon Gorbunkov: I should have been in his place! Cop: Get drunk, then you will be.
Lyolik: Hello, boss, it's me Lyolik, Lyolik.
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