Box-Office Bunny

1990

Daffy Duck: Seven bucks for a movie! The price for an evening of puerile entertainment is preposterous!

Elmer Fudd: Sneak into my theater will you, you wasically wabbit?! Daffy Duck: "Wabbit?!" Pardon, mon frere, but this is the rabbit you seek. I'm no rabbit. Bugs Bunny: Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears? Daffy Duck: Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my--- oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now. Bugs Bunny: But not above sneaking into movie theaters. Daffy Duck: Yeah, but not above sneak--- (to Elmer) Are you going to stand around jabbering all day?! Catch this guy!

(Elmer is chasing Bugs.) Daffy Duck: Attaboy, Robespierre! Capture the scoundrel! Let justice prevail!

(Bugs is disguised as a snack bar attendant.) Elmer Fudd: Say, have you seen a wabbit wun by here? Bugs Bunny: No I haven't, Mac, but what can I get ya? Elmer Fudd: Well, I am kinda hungwy... (Daffy slaps his forehead.)

Bugs Bunny: Would you like genuine, artificial, imitation, butter-flavor on your popcorn?

(Bugs is still disguised as a snack bar attendant.) Daffy Duck: Does anything here appear to be out of the ordinary? Elmer Fudd: They're all out of gum dwops?

(Daffy and Elmer have been sent flying into a movie.) Daffy Duck: Hey! We're in pictures! (A Jason Voorhees-look alike appears and revs his chainsaw.) Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd: AAHH!! Daffy Duck: Let me out of here! Elmer Fudd: Let me out of here! Daffy Duck: Wah-ha-ha-ha!! Elmer Fudd: Let us out of here! (Bugs is in the audience watching.) Bugs Bunny: It takes a miracle to get into pictures, and now these two jokers wanna get out.

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