Booty Call
1997
Rushon: So Lysti, can I ask you a hypothetical question? Have you ever had a man wait seven weeks to "hit that"? Nikki: What're you asking HER for? She never made a man wait thirty minutes. Bunz: (sniff sniff) Do I smell a whore?
Akmed, Singh: (singing) You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it!
Bunz: (angry at store owners) Ya see? This is why I'm in favor of the Immigration Reform Program, because you mothafuckas are straight off the boat, and you're already fuckin' with people!
Hold up Man: Listen, ya Pakistanian pieces of shit! Give me all the money in the drawer! Akmed: (offended) We are not from Pakistan! We are Indies! Singh: I could pass for Pakistanian.
Lysterine: Did you see his hair? Motherfucker look like Predator!
(Lysterine does not approve of the man smoking in the Chinese Restaurant) Bunz: I'll take care of this. (walks to man's table) Bunz: (in Chinese) Excuse me, Sir. If you don't put out the smoke, my boy and I won't be getting any ass tonight. Ug Lee: (in Chinese) Oh? No problem. (puts out smoke) Bunz: (in Chinese) You're the man! (walks back to their table) Bunz: (smiling) Heh heh... I guess you thought I was just some common ol' hoodrat, huh? Lysterine: (in Chinese) Oh I still do.