Boobs in the Woods
1950
(Porky is painting a lake) Daffy Duck: Lake? Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm. Daffy Duck: That lake? Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm. Daffy Duck: That's my lake. Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm. Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it! Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake? Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted. Daffy Duck: (he wipes it off the painting with a cloth) Daffy Duck: The mountains are okay, I don't own them. Daffy Duck: (he leaves) Porky Pig: (angry) Ooh! Daffy Duck: (dressed in an old man's clothes) Hey there sonny. Porky Pig: And who are you? Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains! Daffy Duck: (Wipes the mountains off the painting) Daffy Duck: And I don't want them painted! Porky Pig: (he rips the disguise off of Daffy) You wait here, I've got something for you. Porky Pig: (sinister laugh) Daffy Duck: I like him, he's crazy!
(Porky is painting a lake) Daffy Duck: Lake? Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm. Daffy Duck: That lake? Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm. Daffy Duck: That's my lake. Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm. Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it! Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake? Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted. (he wipes it off the painting with a cloth) Daffy Duck: The mountains are okay, I don't own them. (he leaves) Porky Pig: (angry) Ooh! Daffy Duck: (dressed in an old man's clothes) Hey there sonny. Porky Pig: And who are you? Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains! (Wipes the mountains off the painting) Daffy Duck: And I don't want them painted! Daffy Duck: (he rips the disguise off of Daffy) You wait here, I've got something for you. (sinister laugh) Daffy Duck: I like him, he's silly!
Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!
Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner! (walks off screen and returns in an executioner's hood, brandishing an ax) Porky Pig: (lays neck on the chopping block) Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
Daffy Duck: (singing) Oh, people call me Daffy, / They think that I am goony, / Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney, / Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, / It sure gives me a pain, / Please pass the ketchup I think its going to rain. / Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, / Though try with all your might, / Ah, turn on the radio / I want to fly a kite. / Good evening, friends.
Daffy Duck: Have you a marriage license? Porky Pig: G-g-gosh no, I'm not married. Daffy Duck: Aha! Not married eh? Well,uh (jumps into Porky's arms) whaddya say you and me go steady?