Blossom
1991
(repeated line) Joey Russo: Whoa!
(Joey meets God over a game of pool) God: I bet I can make that shot. Joey Russo: You can't make that shot. (God makes the shot) Joey Russo: Wow! That's a miracle! God: THAT was skill. THIS is a miracle. (God points at a ball and it rolls into a hole)
God: Nietzsche once asked, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And do you know where he is now? He's in the woods pondering his question. Joey Russo: So does it? God: All I know is that if a tree falls in the woods, it's gonna go "boom".
God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught. Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that. God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
Six: Just because your parents couldn't work things out that doesn't mean that my parents can't work things out and they are NOT getting a divorce. Six: (crying) Yes they are.