Bloodletting
1997
Butch Harlow: Evil people have incredible sex.
Bobbie Jo: (The drunken Bobbie Jo is invited into the basement) I saw this on Springer the other day!
Serena Stalin: This is not about killing people anymore, Butch - this is about us!
Butch Harlow: I liked you a lot more when you were talking about your first orgasm.
Lori: (about a Ouija board) You gotta ask it a question! Boog: Will I... ever have a girlfriend? Patti: No. Lori: Boog, you gotta ask it a serious question! Like - Ouija board, Ouija board, will The Smiths ever get back together?
Butch Harlow: (has a shotgun to Rupert's head) You probably don't want to go overboard on that nodding shit, Rupe old buddy, because I've got a pretty tight squeeze on this trigger and you might end up giving yourself a 12 gauge root canal.
Serena Stalin: You know, for a serial killer you sure are a drag sometimes.
Boog: I just want to get laid, that's all. Patti: Well, Boog, my funkified little friend, my suggestion is either double up on the whackin' off, or turn faggot super-quick `cause it ain't happening here. Boog: I tried being queer for a while, but... guys don't like me, either.
Butch Harlow: When I kill somebody, I treat it like jerking off. Serena Stalin: Oh, brother. Butch Harlow: Just hear me out. I treat it that way because it's something I like to do, it's something I need to do every so often to release whatever it is I need to release. But I know when not to do it.
Butch Harlow: I just don't feel it necessary to go out every single fucking night and kill somebody, OK?
Patti: Stevie Nicks? I think I fucked her once.
Boog: I think it'd be actually pretty cool if I died from AIDS or something. Lori: What? Patti: Say what? Boog: Well, that means I would've had sex with someone before I died, you know?
Butch Harlow: Hi, I'm Charlie the Fuckstick and I'm so happy to be here!
Serena Stalin: Well, fruity ass, the sooner you get those bun-huggers in the car, the sooner I can fuck you like I hate you.
Serena Stalin: You're jogging and carrying a joint on you? What the hell kind of health program is that, the Peter Fonda Workout?
Butch Harlow: Stick a fork in me, I'm done.