Blind Fury
1989
Crook: God damn! That thing's got more holes than my daddy's rubber.
Lyle Pike: God damn! There's more holes in that thing than in my daddy's rubber! Tector Pike: I didn't know Dad wore a rubber!
(Nick is driving and bumps into another car) Other driver: Are you blind? Nick Parker: Yeah. What's your excuse?
Slag: Not bad for a blind man! But that butter knife ain't gonna stop no bullet!
Billy Devereaux: I get the window seat! You don't need it, you're blind! Nick Parker: Got me there, you little prick!
MacCready: I don't wanna hear about this blind man! What are you doing? Taking the stuff we're supposed to be selling? Cobb: No, I... MacCready: Oh, shut up, Ed! If you can't handle it, get me somebody who can! Get me Bruce Lee! Cobb: Bruce Lee is dead. MacCready: Then get his brother!
Frank Devereaux: I'm not gonna make that shit for you! I'm not gonna, goddamn it! MacCready: Designer drugs, boy! Wave of the future! And as legal as whores and lawyers in this state!
(an old lady shoots at Lyle and Tector after they steal her car) Lyle Pike: Jesus H. Christ! Tector Pike: Yep. That's one reason I always voted for gun control!
Nick Parker: Where is Frank Devereaux? Cobb: F.O., Errol Flynn. You know what that means? Fuck off! (Nick swings his sword and shaves off Cobb's bushy eyebrows. Cobb looks shocked) . Nick Parker: I also do circumcision.
Nick Parker: Unreasonable men make life so difficult.
MacCready: (Nick and Frank finally confront MacCready) Well, well, well! Mr Blind Man, you're positively an incredible human being. You're a walking advertisement for hiring the handicapped!
MacCready: Mr Parker, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Nick Parker: Oh, nice guy, I hope. Everybody's trying to kill me lately. (the Assassin enters)
Lyle Pike: Shit! Tector Pike: Fuck! Lyle Pike, Tector Pike: Shit-fuck!