Blind Date
1987
(Nadia accepts attorney David Bedford's marriage proposal on the condition that he defend her true love in court) Nadia Gates: You mean we have to have sex? All right, but no kissing!
Nadia Gates: I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex? David Bedford: Oh yes... Nadia Gates: Okay but no kissing.
Mrs Gruen: Mrs Yakamoto, I have your hair. I'm going to slip it under the door.
Walter Davis: Nadia I'm taking you home! Nadia Gates: To Baton Rouge? Walter Davis: I'm taking you to your friends house! Now what's the address?
Nadia Gates: Oh Walter your beautiful car! Oh look on the bright side, what else can happen?
Nadia Gates: Oh I feel horrible... Walter Davis: OH dare I to hope that you sobered up?
Nadia Gates: I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!
Nadia Gates: Walter if you will just drop me off at a hotel... Walter Davis: (cuts off Nadia) What? and bring an end to this glorious evening?
Walter Davis: New car? Ted Davis: (very smug from behind his sunglasses) Yes... Walter Davis: (leans forward and vomits in car) Uuuuugggghhhhhh!
David Bedford: I swear on my mother's grave. Judge Harold Bedford: Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire. David Bedford: I was speaking in the future tense.
Ted Davis: ... but don't get her drunk. If you get her drunk, (alluringly) she loses control! Walter Davis: Ted, are we talking a loss of inhibitions here, or does she pee on the floor?
Nadia Gates: (inspects painting) Oh! This looks Japanese. "Master and Concubines"? Walter Davis: It's Yakamoto! Nadia Gates: What is? Walter Davis: No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines! Nadia Gates: You gotta be kidding me. Walter Davis: No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's "traditional" or something. Nadia Gates: Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of "traditions"? (chuckles) Walter Davis: (chuckles) No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.