Blade II
2002
Reinhardt: Like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". He also said... Blade: Can you blush? (Blade slices Reinhardt in half with his sword)
Blade: (noticing vampire tattoo) You're human. Kounen: Barely. I'm a lawyer.
Blade: There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
Scud: So B-man, what do you think? Blade: Sounds like a plan. Whistler: What do you really think? Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.
Blade: How do you feel? Whistler: Like hammered shit.
Scud: How ya doin' up there, W? Whistler: Walkin' on sunshine.
Nomak: Vampires... I hate vampires...
Reinhardt: Can you blush?
(after being scolded for turning on the ultraviolet light) Whistler: Yeah well some of us can't see in the dark ya fuckin' nipple head, what am I supposed to do?
Reinhardt: (watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel) We're supposed to attract 'em... not scare 'em. Whistler: Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, ya fuckin' nipplehead.
Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup. Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven. Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.
Scud: Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns.
Whistler: How did you find me? Blade: I started out in Moscow then Romania. They kept moving you around. Whistler: How long was I gone? Months? Blade: Too long. Whistler: (to himself) Years.
Whistler: They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it.
Eli Damaskinos: It has been said, "Be proud of your enemy and enjoy his success." In that case, I should thank you. Blade: For what? Kounen: Eliminating Deacon Frost. You actually did us a favor.
Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks. Whistler: I've had enough of their world. They're shitting bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the damn food chain.
Priest: Look at them. Half of these bastards. They're not even pure bloods. I tell you what, why don't we fucking kill everyone just to make sure.
Nomak: Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?
Blade: You obviously do not KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH!
Rush: Fuck! It's not silver, but it still hurts like hell!
(after explaining to Blade how to use a UV bomb) Nyssa: Your not coming? Scud: No, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
(Gearing up to go Reaper hunting) Chupa: Let me ask one question... how the hell we going to find these Reapers? Blade: We won't have to... they'll come to us. (Nyssa throws Chupa a spray bottle, looking at it he accidentally sprays some in his face) Chupa: (Coughs) , What is this shit? Nyssa: Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're going to key to it. Reinhardt: They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?
(as Whistler tries to join Blade in entering the House Of Pain) Whistler: Let's go. Chupa: You won't pass for one of us. Whistler: Like I give a shit. Blade: Why don't you to post on the roof over there? Cover our backs. Whistler: So the Bloodpack's calling the shots now, huh? Great. Reinhardt: Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you. Blade: (Arms bomb) Keep pushing, asshole. (Disarms bomb)
Eli Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?
(Chupa notices that the pheromone canister is spraying) Chupa: What are you trying to do? Stink me to death old man?
(after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb) Whistler: I was just startin' to like him.
(last lines) Blade: You didn't think I forgot about you, did ya? (stabs his sword through the plexiglass and into Rush's head)
Reinhardt: (while being overrun by Reapers) You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker!