Black Hole High
2002
Marshall Wheeler: (to Vaughn) Your middle name is Jody?
Corrine: (seeing three-inch-tall Josie on her desk) YIKES! Josie! Y-You're TINY! Josie Trent: And how much of your 172 IQ did you have to use to figure THAT out?
Josie Trent: It was all a misunderstanding. Wendy and I were practing for the school play! Principal Amanda Durst: We don't have a school play.
Josie Trent: Lucas, if you have half a brain you'd be dangerous! Marshall Wheeler: Maybe you've been cloned. Josie Trent: Remember that half a brain comment I just made to Lucas? Well, I think I just found the other half. (looking at Marshall and Lucas)
Josie Trent: (singing terribly) My bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea, my bonnie lies over the ocean, please bring back my bonnie to... ugh! Vaughn Pearson: Are you in pain? Josie Trent: I was singing. "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean". Vaughn Pearson: I think your bonnie just drowned.
Josie Trent: (to Professor Z) In theory, you can molecularly deconstruct anything. Plants, chewing gum, even something less complex, like a science teacher.
Marshall Wheeler: I see my foot!
Lucas Randall: The Lukester's got it goin' on. Josie Trent: Maybe it's time we find out exactly what the Lukester's got goin' on.
Corrine: (to Josie) Who did you really kiss, Vaughn or Lucas?