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Bionic Six

1987

Glove: That's what I like about you, Mechanic. Your perception of the universe is unencumbered by the slightest hint of intelligence! Mechanic: Oooh, thanks.

Karate One: Hey, they didn't even stick around for a happy ending. Rock One: Happy ending? What happy ending? King Jonathan will never be human now! Professor Sharp: Wanna bet? Scarab used a simple matter transducer for the transformation. It'll be easy to reverse. All we have to do is have a fully charged, sonic-specific bionic being commit tactile energy transference. Rock One: Huh? Professor Sharp: Give the frog a kiss.

Dr Scarab: Surprise, surprise! You see, I now control the minds of every single human being on the face of the earth. (Laughs) Dr Scarab: Life is good, isn't it? (More laughter)

Professor Sharp: No, no, you can't! You have a 95 percent probability of failure! Karate One: That's only one way to look at it. Sport One: Yeah, we have a 5 percent chance of victory! Professor Sharp: What sort of people would fight a battle with *those* odds? Bionic One: Heroes, Professor. Heroes.

Rock One: (after drinking the Brain Food potion) Now for the test: "What is the universe, and give two examples?" This is easy!

Karate One, Rock One, Sport One, Bionic One, Mother One, I.Q.: Bionics on!

Perceptor: (after seeing the Bandroids in action) Before I wondered why we needed them, now I wonder why they need us.

Bionic One, Mother One, I.Q., Karate One, Rock One, Sport One: Bionic Link.

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