Big Man on Campus
1989
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Love conquers all! Love is what dreams are made of! Love sucks!
Taxi Driver: You talk funny! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: You talk funny too! Where are you from? Taxi Driver: Transylvania! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: That's where Pittsburgh is.
Taxi Driver: These dogs will cost you an extra two dollars ahead. Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: How much for rest of their bodies?
Diane Gerard: Ball! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Ball! Diane Gerard: Good! Bounce the ball! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bounce ball! Diane Gerard: Good! Banana! Banana! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Banana! Diane Gerard: Very good! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bounce banana! Diane Gerard: No! Alex: I hope the next item isn't a hand grenade.
Dr Webster: Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What? Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel! Dr Webster: Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name. Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay! Dr Webster: No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you. Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley! Dr Webster: There already is a William F. Buckley. Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay! William G. Buckley! Dr Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's. Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga? Dr Webster: I doubt it!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Cathy! Cathy! Cathy! Cathy! Alex: Keep on saying that and you'll go blind.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Here's money! You keep dogs for Bob, okay? Taxi Driver: Sure, but with money like this, I'll keep them till the cows come home. Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: From where?
Dr Fisk: Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr Webster or Dr Fisk? Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dr Fisk! Dr Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool? Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Complete and total fool!
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Move, Fruit, move!