Big Fat Liar

2002

Jason Sheperd: Remember me? I wrote "Big Fat Liar".

Tow truck driver: They told me to pick up a little blue car. They didn't say anything about a little blue man! (laughs)

Grandma Pearl: Who's there? I gotta gun! Brett: It's just Kaylee grandma. Grandma Pearl: Kaylee? My you've gotten so tall, and muscular

Kaylee: I wanna see a broken man people. I mean broken as in 'I hit a baseball through the window' broken. I want you to turn him into mince meat, and I don't even know what mince meat is! I want him to cry for his mommy! Wah!, Wah! mommy, mommy, mommy!

Kaylee: So, I was watching the 'Charmed" on the WB last night, and when Alyssa Milano was about to cast a spell on her cute demon boyfriend, I had the biggest panic attack ever! I forgot to give you Dunkan's new address.

(Talking to Jason) Darren: Peace out little 'G' (Driving away) Darren: Boo ya!

Marty Wolf: You can take your personal day in a year or two when your dead!

Marty Wolf: Kid, you should of had a fake doctor's note, changed your dad to your sister, and the meatball to a chicken leg.

Mrs Phyllis Caldwell: You have two choices: summer school and summer school.

Jason Sheperd: Mrs Caldwell... Can I call you Phyllis? Mrs Phyllis Caldwell: No.

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