Beregis avtomobilya
1966
Shop Salesman: When will all this finally end? Colonel: Never. To begin with, what are you talking about?
Shop Salesman: Let's go home! Colonel: Your home is in jail!
Shop Salesman: Detochkin went against our holiest of holies, the Constitution. The Constitution guarantees citizens the right to private property. To a car. To a home. To a dacha. To money. Money, comrades, nobody outlawed money yet!
Yury Detochkin: And you believe in God? Priest: Everybody believes. Some believe that there is a God. Some believe that He doesn't exist.
Shop Salesman: If you'll marry, marry an orphan.
Maxim Podberezovikov: Detochkin is, of course, guilty. But he isn't guilty.
Maxim Podberezovikov: Who is the witness? Passer-by Granny: I am, what happened?
Senior Insurer: ... and a very good worker! (speaking about Detochkin) And if you don't know, then be quiet (speaking to a man who didn't say a word)
Yury Detochkin: Dear Judges, maybe I acted wrong, but I was doing what my heart told me to, I just could not stand it, people steal, they steal a lot... I tried to help you, comrades judges... and that's why it all happened like it did... Let me go, please, it will never happen again, I swear, it will not...