Beautiful Creatures

2000

Hepburn: (to Petula) Do you have an easily accessible back entrance I can make use of?

Petula: (looking at porn magazine) Bloody hell, that can't be pleasant. I mean that's as thick as a baby's arm. Would you let a baby do that to you with its arm?

Petula: I've never seen a pink and white dog before. Dorothy: He's half part pedigree, half part acrylic. Petula: Really? Never heard of them.

Dorothy: I need a smoke! I'm on the run from a maniac. So's my dog.

Brian: (while having a fatal seizure) Fick mich! Fick mich! Fick mich in meinen Arsch! Dorothy: What is the matter with him? Is he German?

Petula: (remembering Brian's driving lesson) Neutral. Always make sure your vehicle is in neutral before you start your engine, Petula. Or I will punch your fucking lights out.

Man in Elevator: Somebody smells nice. Dorothy: Don't look at me. It's the dog.

Dorothy: You told me you couldn't drive. Petula: I can't. Brian was giving me lessons. Well, at least he was screaming filthy abuse at me and punching me in an old Saab.

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