Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman
2003 (V)
Bruce Wayne/Batman: The last thing Gotham City needs is a vigilante running amuck. Alfred Pennyworth: As they say on the streets, I'm not touching that one.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot/The Penguin: Batman, Batgirl, Batwoman. What is it about this city - the water?
Detective Harvey Bullock: We got enough batfreaks in Gotham. Sheesh, what's next? Bathound?
Timothy 'Tim' Drake/Robin: What do they make here? Bruce Wayne/Batman: Trinkets, figurines, weapons of master destruction.
Alfred Pennyworth: Exactly what is it you hope to discover? Bruce Wayne/Batman: What a beautiful young woman does in her free time. Alfred Pennyworth: A pleasure drive, then.
Alfred Pennyworth: (reading a newspaper) I see where Dennis the Menace is one step closer to juvenile hall.
Bruce Wayne/Batman: You know, Alfred, I think I could use a new watch. Alfred Pennyworth: You deserve it, sir.
Thug: I miss working for the Joker.
Alfred Pennyworth: I see Ms Duquesne is gifted in other sports then extreme shopping.
Detective Sonia Alcana/Batwoman: So you never got married, huh? Detective Harvey Bullock: Nope. (licks off his fingers) Detective Sonia Alcana/Batwoman: Hard to believe.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot/The Penguin: And Mr Wayne. It's been quite a while, hasn't it? Bruce Wayne/Batman: Yes, I believe the last time is when you stole plutonium from one of my labs and threatened to blow up the city. Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot/The Penguin: Oh, oh yes. My more rambunctious days.
Bruce Wayne/Batman: I must admit, it's not every date I have that ends in a police investigation.
Detective Sonia Alcana/Batwoman: You know, removing evidence from the scene of a crime is (Batman glares) probably not going to lose you any sleep.
Bruce Wayne/Batman: This ship is going down in a minute, Bane Bane: That's all the time I need.