Bat Thumb
2001
Blue Jay: Would you wipe my tears? Bat Thumb: No I will not wipe your tears, what part of you thinks that I would wipe your tears? Blue Jay: The good part of me!
No face: Ah, you remember well Bat dung Bat Thumb: No face! Blue Jay: I'll have you know, that the correct term for bat dung is 'Guano' so if you insist on calling him that then you should just call him Guano! Bat Thumb: Okay remember the be quiet part?
Bat Thumb: (about No face) Man he sure talks a lot.
(about Bat Thumb and Vicki have just had sex) Vicki: Wow I've never done anything like that before Bat Thumb: Really? Vicki: No, I've done it a lot
(No face has just explained is plan to Bat thumb) Bat Thumb: You're insane! No face: Yes you already said that Bat Thumb: Oh... you're in... you're ins... you're insane!
(No Face has removed his mask) Blue Jay: Aaah, he's got no face! Bat Thumb: ... Duuuh
Wuce Bayne: Fred, I need to get to the Thumbcave! Fred the Butler: (drunk) ... Fish!... Oh Wuce, I thought you were a marlin. If you're going out be sure to take an umbrella because there's BACON outside. Wuce Bayne: ... That's fine, Fred. Fred the Butler: Fine for you maybe but what about the Bacon Bits people? They can't be happy! (wanders off)
Bank customer: Hi, I'd like to make a deposit. Female bank worker: (gasps in disgust and slaps him) Bank customer: (holds up money) Money. I'd like to deposit money Female bank worker: (gasps in disgust and slaps him) Bank customer: In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank. Female bank worker: (gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out)