Banacek

1972

Thomas Banacek: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

Thomas Banacek: Read the whole library, my son, but the cheese will still smell after four days.

Thomas Banacek: Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock.

Thomas Banacek: When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake.

Thomas Banacek: A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.

Thomas Banacek: Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

Thomas Banacek: A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

Thomas Banacek: When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.

Thomas Banacek: No matter how warm the smile on the face of the sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch.

Thomas Banacek: Even though a man anoint himself with fragrant oils, he can still end up with a broken face.

Thomas Banacek: The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.

Thomas Banacek: Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles back at the rear end of an elephant.

Thomas Banacek: Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.

Thomas Banacek: A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey.

(lead in to most Banacek quotes) Thomas Banacek: There's an old Polish proverb that says...

Thomas Banacek: Even a thousand szloty note can't tapdance.

Thomas Banacek: If your socks are not in your shoes, don't look for them in Heaven.

Thomas Banacek: If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.