Bad Eggs
2003
Ted Pratt: Yep... I smell fuckwits.
Mike Paddock: You saved our arses back there Northey. Where'd you get the shooter? Northey: Oh, it's my father's. Mike Paddock: Aren't they illegal now? Northey: It's for sporting purposes. Mike Paddock: Right. And tell me again, which sport is it that uses a semi-automatic weapon? Northey: Golf. He's a very aggressive golfer.
Ben Kinnear: Fuck me rigid... he's fair up the clack!
Julie Bale: You here on your own? Ben Kinnear: Yeah, my girlfriend's... Julie Bale: Imaginary?
Ben Kinnear: Photocopier's busted. Julie Bale: Still? Ben Kinnear: Yeah. I have to walk round the office describing my arse to everybody.
Gavin Clack: Welcome back to The Million Dollar Question, the show where ordinary Australians can win up to twenty thousand dollars.
Ben Kinnear: (after kneeing Wicks in the testicles) Anyone for Plum Jam?