Bad Company
1972
Drew Dixon: I resolve never to do a dishonest act, or take part in any thieving, robbing, or false undertaking. I will always keep to the straight and narrow, so help me God. It's still a sunny day.
Big Joe: I'd like to get my hands on the son of a bitch that told me to go west.
Big Joe: I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.
(Drew and Jake are about to enter a life of crime...) Jake Rumsey: Say, how'd that Jane Eyre turn out? Drew Dixon: Oh, fine, fine. (To bank patrons) Stick 'em up.
Hobbs: You go ahead and eat your beans, Joe. Me and the boys can take 'em easy. There's only two. Big Joe: My boy, if it was a blind woman in a wheelchair, I'd still give her the odds.
Big Joe: Damn, Jackson, I wouldn't mind you being so stupid if you was good company, but you ain't even that!
Big Joe: My boy, let me give you a little piece of advice. If you're going to pull a gun on somebody, which happens from time to time in these parts, you better fire it about a half a second after you do it... because most men aren't as patient as I am.
The Farmer: Boys, it was hell on wheels. The worst idea in the world to go west. Jake Rumsey: Oh, come on now. The Farmer: No, I ain't lying to you, son. We tried farming the first year and a twister wiped us out. Next year it was the cattlemen, then just pure-D rotten soil. There ain't nobody got no money excepting a few. And even if you do have, there ain't a thing worth having. It rains so much it will give you the chilblains. A dry spell comes along and you choke to death on dust. That is if a bushwhacker don't come along and take your last damn dollar. No, I mean it boys, turn around and go back!
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