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Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman

1993 (TV)

Nancy Archer: Missed me? Harry Archer: I don't suppose you want to hear my side of this?

Co-pilot #1: It doesn't seem right to fire an air-to-ground missile at a woman. Pilot #1: Don't think of her as a woman. Think of her as a target. That's what I do.

Louise 'Honey' Parker: Dead? She's not only alive, she's bigger! What did you do, try to kill her with a Grow Lite?

Nancy Archer: The world is my doll house, Dr Cushing.

Nancy Archer: I'm not saying the old Nancy isn't there. I can still hear her inside me, stumbling in the dark, bumping into things, always apologizing. But less and less. Less and less.

(Dr Loeb sees the giant Nancy for the first time) Dr Victor Loeb: This is impossible. Nancy Archer: Well, that certainly takes a load off my mind. I thought I had a problem.

Harry Archer: What made her grow like that? Dr Victor Loeb: You menctioned that she began growing when she got angry. Clearly it's stress related. The blood tests show that her hormone levels are abnormally high. Harry Archer: Congratulations, Doctor. You've just discovered a new kind of PMS.

Dr Victor Loeb: What will she do if she finds him? Dr Theodora Cushing: Ball him up like a used Kleenex. Nurse: Good.

Harry Archer: You were sad before, but now you're just a big joke. If only you knew half of what Honey Parker knows about how to be a real woman. Nancy Archer: Insect! Tick! I offer you a landscape and you cling to a glass doorknob! Harry Archer: She was better in bed that you ever were. She's even better than your cousin Vera. Nancy Archer: Vera? You slept with Vera? I'll kill her, but first, I'm going to pop your head like a Concord grape!

Nancy Archer: Don't be stupid your whole damn life. You're better than they are, you're smarter than they are, and you know more than you think.

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