At the Circus
1939
Antonio Pirelli: You know what I say. Whenever you got business trouble the best thing to do is to get a lawyer. Then you got more trouble, but at least you got a lawyer.
Peerless Pauline: I've waited so long to find someone like you. J. Cheever Loophole: Oh, someone *like* me, I'm not good enough for you, eh?
Peerless Pauline: But it's so easy. The bottom of your shoe creates a suction that holds you up in the ceiling. J. Cheever Loophole: No, no, I'd rather not. I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
J. Cheever Loophole: I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
J. Cheever Loophole: I don't know what I'm doing here, when I could be at home in bed with a hot toddy. That's a drink!
Antonio Pirelli: If you please, Mistah Carter? John Carter: What do you want? Antonio Pirelli: Can I have a month off next August? John Carter: What for? Antonio Pirelli: Well, you see, my lawyer, he got-a me a divorce, and one month every year I win the custody of my wife's parents.
J. Cheever Loophole: Ah ah! Bad luck, three on a midget!
J. Cheever Loophole: You're like a beautiful chandelier. I'd like to be around when you get lit up.