As Told by Ginger
2000
Carl Foutley: Mom, where's the super strength masking tape? Lois Foutley: In the crisper, where you left it.
Ginger Foutley: I can't live under a stairwell my whole life. Macie Lightfoot: Actually, with rationed can-goods and a space blanket, you might make it.
Courtney Gripling: Hello, Ginger. Podie. Stacy. Macie Lightfoot: Actually, she's Podie. I'm Stacy.
Miranda Killgallen: Hello, Courtney's rooms. This is Miranda. Eww... it's Foutley.
Carl Foutley: Let's fake an injury at the ice skating rink so we can sue for damages.
Lois Foutley: So you're telling me you didn't bring anything creepy or weird into this house? Carl Foutley: With the exception of Hoodsey... no.
Deidre Hortense 'Dodie' Bishop: Hoodsey, our grandma just died, we have to go! Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: Fine... Carl Foutley: I'm so sorry Hoods. Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: Me too. What a waste of a perfectly good Saturday.
Joann Bishop: She didnt use cheap tuna did she? I'm allergic to mercury.
Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: Get ready to believe! Carl Foutley: What are you talking about Hoodsey. Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: Spoke to Santa today, totally cool, even told Higsby to take a hike.
Carl Foutley: Don't let the door hit you where the big guy split you. Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: That... is *SO* cold.