As the World Turns

Barbara: I can't call him because he's in a coma! Julia Lindsey Snyder: A coma? Come on, Barbara. Come up with something a little more original. How about - oh, I know. How about a hole opened up, and James fell into the center of the earth?

(Aaron and Alison discuss their marriage) Aaron: Alison, we've been through a fire in a barn. We've run from the cops. We've been in jail. Come on, compared to that, what's marriage? Gotta be a piece of cake.

Paul: That woman is unbelievable. She's awesome. She knows exactly what I want her to do, and she does it before I even ask her to do it. Henry: I had a woman like that once. Once was all I could afford.

Aaron: Talking to Alison is like trying to nail Jello to a tree.

Aaron: Ali, listen, listen. Before we do anything crazy, just explain to me what this part means, okay? "Where fowl reigns supreme and lambs dare not roam and pigs in a blanket say take me home." Alison: Okay, fowl - that's like chickens and roosters and stuff, right? Okay, and "tuck in but don't let sleeping dogs lie". Aaron: Ali? Alison: Shh, I'm about to be brilliant. I got it. The key. The key's is in the buns. Aaron: Excuse me? Alison: "Tucked in", get it? The way that you tuck a hotdog inside the bread? I need to buy your buns.

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