Arachnophobia
1990
(Flicks ant off of Manley's knee) Doctor James Atherton: 24 hour ant. Dick Manley: They bite? Doctor James Atherton: They kill, Mr Manley, in sufficient numbers.
Dr Ross Jennings: Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.
Delbert McClintock: Rock and roll!
Jerry Manley: So how long will it take us to get back to camp? Doctor James Atherton: What's the matter? You still worried about dinosaurs?
(noticing the dead spider Lloyd took out of the cereal box) Milt Briggs: What could have killed it? Dr Ross Jennings: The shock of seeing Lloyd?
Dr Ross Jennings: The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout; down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Molly Jennings: What's wrong? Dr Ross Jennings: Metcalf - he's having a seizure. Molly Jennings: Thank God you didn't examine him this morning.
Delbert McClintock: Would anyone object if I tore this floor out? Molly Jennings: I would. Delbert McClintock: False alarm then. Lead on.
Molly Jennings: I'm sure you knew exactly what you were doing when you took Margaret off those pills. Dr Ross Jennings: Like I knew what I was doing when I chose this town... with the country doctor from hell!
Dr Ross Jennings: What do you wanna bet they're gonna go chase fireflies? Bunny: Wanna blow up a bullfrog? Shelley: OK.
Delbert McClintock: There ain't no spiders here. Collins: Look! There's a giant spider web over there in the corner. Delbert McClintock: Well yes, a spider web would reveal an arachnid presence.
Doctor James Atherton: What's your specialty, Manley? Jerry Manley: Football.
Dr Ross Jennings: (after killing a spider) Therapy.
Delbert McClintock: (after stepping on a spider, a dog barks in the background) Yeah, that's right... I'm bad!
Molly Jennings: Why is all the wood rotting? Delbert McClintock: I'll tell you why. Bad wood. Molly Jennings: So... what do we do? Delbert McClintock: Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood.
Dr Ross Jennings: Not the Chateau.