Anus Magillicutty

2003

Chee-Chee: Did you kill him yet? Assassin: I'm running low on daytime minutes. Can I call you back after eight?

Anus: Now why don't you scrub my nuts or something? Girlfriend: How do you always know what to say? Anus: I'm a romantic at heart.

Anus: I thought you said you live behind the dumpster? White Trash: (sputters) This isn't debate class! I didn't go to fancy schools and learn a lot of math.

Brother Magillicutty: He's old school. He doesn't like profanity. He doesn't like all this "fuck you", "suck a cock", "eat an asshole".

Anus: There's always two things on my mind - Tits!

Anus' Girl: (after a really long sex scene) Are you gonna cum? Anus: Oh! Was I supposed to cum?

Anus: Remember that contract we had with Satan? To make us beautiful? Brother Magillicutty: Yeah I do. Anus: I think he's come to collect. Brother Magillicutty: (sarcastic) Sure.

Brother Magillicutty: (to Anus) You find yourself in a bunch of shit because you are shit.

Anus: Pull outta me!

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