Another Stakeout

1993

(Bill Reimers and Chris Lecce call to Archie a dog) who is chasing a neighbour's cat - Archie takes no notice Bill Reimers: Come back here! Chris Lecce: Oh stick 'em Archie. Eat the cat!

(Chris Lecce is angry with Gina Garrett because of her interference in the stakeout) Chris Lecce: If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.

Gina Garrett: Cover me! I'm taking a bath.

(Gina Garrett asks Bill Reimers to shave his mustache to look younger) Bill Reimers: I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.

Captain Coldshank: Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation. Chris Lecce: As what?... friends or lovers?

Gina Garrett: So when are we inviting them over for drinks? Chris Lecce: Uh, Bill. Bill Reimers: Yes, Chris? Chris Lecce: Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out? Bill Reimers: Why, no Chris, I'd never think of such a thing. Chris Lecce: Good to know Bill!

Detective Bill Reimers: I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?

Detective Bill Reimers: (On seeing their suspect) I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!

Detective Chris Lecce: I usually wait about three days before introducing myself to the people I'm staking out!

Assistant D.A. Gina Garrett: I'll miss you guys, a little. I am going to sue for custody, though. Detective Chris Lecce: (Pointing to Bill) Of him? Take him, he irritates the hell out of me.

(Chris and Bill have had enough of Gina) Detective Chris Lecce: Here is my badge, here is my gun, and here is me, *leaving*!

(Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms) Chris Lecce: Now, Maria let's go over something. I came home last night. Maria McGuire: (nods crazily) Chris Lecce: We had sex. Maria McGuire: (nods crazily) Chris Lecce: Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something? Maria McGuire: (drops the TV causing it to smash) Chris Lecce: (looks down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face) Maria McGuire: I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.

Chris Lecce: (to Maria who's running off) All right, all right! I'll marry you. Maria McGuire: (smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!) Life is just too short. Chris Lecce: (doubled over gives a weak cough)

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