Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
2004
Bill Johnson: It's mating season. Cole Burris: What so you're tellin' me there's some snake orgy in the jungle? Bill Johnson: Yeah.
Gordon Mitchell: You mention "food" once more and I'm voting you off this island.
Cole Burris: I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes.
Gordon Mitchell: Are you okay now? Gail Stern: Yeah, I'm fine. And keep your hands off of me! Gordon Mitchell: It might be hard, but I'll try!
Gail Stern: Hey! Over here bitch!
Gail Stern: How much further till my bath?
Gail Stern: Can you hear me now? Shit. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Cole Burris: WE can! Gail Stern: Can you hear me now? (Gail plunges into the river) Gordon Mitchell: Hey Gail, can you hear me now?
Dr Ben Douglas: (the expedition is wading through a marsh - Ben starts humming the theme from "Jaws") Duuh, dum, duuh, dum. Dum dum dum dum dum dum... Gail Stern: Stop that, or I swear to God I'll kill you! (Ben gets pulled under the water)
Sam Rogers: In case you haven't noticed, Jack, we're in the middle of the jungle - your authority is what we say it is.
Cole Burris: I'm so hungry, I'd sell my Grandmother for a tic tac!
Gail Stern: (seeing Bill's boat for the first time) I've seen subway carts in better shape than this!
(after Sam decapitates an anaconda) Cole Burris: That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Oh, my God! You're the bomb! You Lorena Bobbitt-ed that ass! (to the dead decapitated anaconda) How you like that, bitch? She sliced you! Diced you! She cut you up! That was like Sam with the samurai action! Say it now - (another anaconda snatches up Cole)