American Werewolf in London, An

1981

Jack: Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you. David: Warn me? Jack: We were attacked by a werewolf. David: I'm not listening to this! Jack: On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf. I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted. David: Shut up! Jack: The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you David.

David: How could there have been witnesses, it was so dark. We were running and I fell and Jack went to help me up and this thing came from nowhere. I don't know what they're talking about.

Jack: Stick to the road. David: Beware of the moors. Jack: Ooops.

Little boy: A naked American man stole my balloons.

Jack: Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.

David: I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!

Dart Player: Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Chess Player: Beware the moon, lads.

(trying to get arrested in Trafalgar Square) David: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a pervert! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!

(Appearing for the first time as the undead) Jack: Can I have a piece of toast?

David: (while transforming) I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Jack!

David: I'm going completely crazy.

Dart Player: He'll change, He'll... Chess Player: THAT'S ENOUGH!... That's enough

Alex (Nurse Price) : David, Relax. David: Relax? I'm a fucking werewolf!

Alex (Nurse Price) : Benjamin, Have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?

Nurse Susan Gallagher: He's a Jew Alex (Nurse Price) : How do you know? Nurse Susan Gallagher: I've had a look.

Jack: There is nothing mediocre about Debbie Klein's body.

Jack: Debbie Klein cried a lot So, so, you know what she does? She's soooo grief-stricken, she runs to find solace in Mark Levine's bed. David: Mark... Levine? Jack: An asshole! Life mocks me even in death!

Gerald Bringsley: Whereas I, am a victim, of your carnivorous, lunar activities.

Hospital Porter: Don't ask me, I'm just an orderly. I push things around.

Alex (Nurse Price) : Shall I be forced to feed you, David?

Sean's Wife: (looking out the window as the werewolf kills two people) Sean, I think there are some hooligans in the park again.

Jack: You scared me, you shithead!

Alf: Here! Who's there? Ted: That's not Winston! Alf: Look! There! Joseph: Mary, mother of God!

Dart Player: You made me miss. Jack: Sorry. Dart Player: I've never missed that board before.

Taxi Driver: Puts you in mind of the days of the old demon barber of Fleet Street, don't it? Alex (Nurse Price) : Sorry? Taxi Driver: The murders. David: What murders? Taxi Driver: Haven't you heard? Last night... six of 'em. All in diferent parts of the city, all mutilated. He must be a real right maniac, this fella.

David: Maybe it's a sheep dog... let's keep going.

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