Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
2000 (V)
(Alvin, Simon, and Theodore wake up their neighbor) Neighbor: Hey! Who's out there? I've got a lemon zester and I'm not afraid to use it!
Dave: So let me get this straight, all of this happened over a game of tic-tac-toe? Alvin: Yeah, well... we're using the European rules. Gets awfully rough.
Brittney: I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one. Simon: What about me? Brittney: You're the smart one. Alvin: And me? Brittney: (Scoffs) You're the *other* one.
(Mr Rochelle has been complaining about Theodore's acting) Miss Milliken: You're forgetting that we're doing this to improve his self-esteem. (Mr Rochelle starts to cry) Mr Rochelle: What about MY self-esteem, sister? I will be the laughing stock of the Elementary School Theater Directors Bowling League!
Alvin: There's something creepy about Mr Talbot. Simon: I'm sure he says the same thing about you.
Simon: Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes? Theodore: Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them. Simon: Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.
Madame Zaya: You must be 18 to call, but don't worry we don't ask!
Principal Milliken: Besides, I'm about to take early retirement. Oooh! Lucky me! Alvin'll be somebody else's problem! Dave: You're retiring? Why, you don't look a day over 50. Principal Milliken: I'm 31! Dave: Ooops. Heh. Principal Milliken: This is what having Alvin for a student has done to me! However, now that you're here, it's Theoodre that I'm worried about.