All Dogs Go to Heaven
1989
Charlie: Some of the poorest people I know are as broke as the Ten Commandments.
Charlie: What a hopeless cad I've been. Blind to the needs of society's unloved.
Whippet Angel: All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.
Carface: Gamblers are never happy, Charlie.
(Charlie has escaped the pound) Gambler Dog: Charlie? Ain't you supposed to be on death row? Charlie: (angrily) No. I AIN'T supposed to be on death row.
Charlie: Nah water mains are green, this is red.
Charlie: Hey wait, that looks like a water main. Itchy Itchiford: Naw, water mains are green. This is red! Charlie: Itchy, your color blind. You cant tell the difference. Itchy Itchiford: Thats true, but this is green. Charlie: Its red. Itchy Itchiford: Red? (drills into water main)