Alien: Resurrection
1997
Elgyn: She is severely fuckable, isn't she?
Annalee Call: You're a thing, a construct. They grew you in a fucking lab.
Johner: Right, you're the "new model" droid. You can access the mainframe by remote. Annalee Call: No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.
Ripley: Why do you care about them? Annalee Call: Because I'm programmed to. Ripley: You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the "new model" asshole they're putting out?
Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat? Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.
Johner: Don't push me, little Call. If you hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!
Johner: Earth, man. What a shithole.
Johner: Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it. Vriess: Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.
Purvis: God, I am so tired. Johner: Sleep when you die, man.
Annalee Call: Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit, battery acid? Johner: Just for color.
Johner: So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before? Ripley: Yeah. Johner: What did you do? Ripley: I died.
Purvis: What's in-fucking-side me? Ripley: There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryo tube to this... human. And he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours it will burst its way through your ribcage. And you're gonna die. Any questions? Purvis: Who are you? Ripley: I'm the monster's mother.
Distephano: I thought you were dead! Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Elgyn: My authorization code is E-A, T-M, E.
Johner: What a waste of ammo. Must be a chick thing.
Johner: I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!
Dr Wren: I think you'll find that things have changed a great deal since your time. Ripley: Oh, I doubt that.
Annalee Call: He is breeding an alien species. More than dangerous. If those things get loose, it's gonna make the Lacerta Plague look like a fucking square dance!
General Perez: Ellen Ripley died trying to wipe this species out. For all intents and purposes, she succeeded!
(when the Betty hits Earth's atmosphere) Johner: What's burning? Vriess: Us! Johner: Shit! You're right!
(when the Alien "baby" emerges from the Queen's womb) Dr Gediman: You are... a beautiful, beautiful, butterfly.
Johner: (to Call) Kill you! Does that compute?
Johner: You can't fly one of these things? Ripley: Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.
Ripley: Does it grow? Dr Gediman: Yeah. Very rapidly. Ripley: It's a queen. Dr Gediman: How did you know that? Ripley: She'll breed. You'll die. Everyone in the company will die.
(General Perez offers Elgyn a drink) General Perez: Drink, Elgyn? Elgyn: Constantly.
(first lines) Ripley: (voiceover) My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are.
(last lines) Annalee Call: (about the Earth) It's beatiful. Ripley: Yeah. Annalee Call: I didn't expect it to be. What happens now? Ripley: I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.
Dr Wren: Distephano, take their weapons. Distephano: Begging your pardon, Sir, but FUCK YOU!
Dr Gediman: (after watching the massacre in the mess hall) Security! There is a serious problem in the mess hall!
Annalee Call: Father's dead, asshole. Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.
Annalee Call: (about leaving Ripley, who has just been sucked into the alien lair, behind) It's not right!! Purvis: I've been saying that all day.