Afterlife
1996 (VG)
(your advisors are explaining how to allow souls to reincarnate) Aria Goodhalo: The way to get souls to the Karma Portals is with Karma Vehicles, which run on Karma Track and are dispatched from Karma Stations. Jasper Wormsworth: Well... *that* sure clears everything up.
(pointing to what Aria said would be 'Karma Track') Jasper Wormsworth: Jasper: I'm sorry, but I don't see any Karma Track... all I see are several cheesily-cycling blue squares.
Aria Goodhalo: Are there one or two r's in "cherub"? Oh never mind, I'll just use my spellchecker...
Jasper Wormsworth: If I wasn't already dead, I'd get out a pretty little gun and shoot myself.
Jasper Wormsworth: Oh well, c'est la vie. Aria Goodhalo: Don't you mean: c'est la apres vie?
Doctor: (the opening intro in an emergency room with a dying EMBO on the operating table) Scalpel? Nurse: Scalpel Doctor: Sponge? Nurse: Sponge Doctor: Clamp? Nurse: Clamp Doctor: Terrier? Nurse: Terrier (dog barks) Doctor: (the patient flat-lines) What the?! Nurse: Blood pressure 900/12 doctor! Doctor: Get me 15 decalators of fail-allomine, stat! Nurse: (splash) ... still nothing doctor! Doctor: Damn... hand me the electrocardial stimulators Nurse: What?! Doctor: The jumper cables you fool! Hurry! Nurse: Oh! Here! Doctor: Clear! (the stimulators shock the patient, nothing happens) Nurse: ... I'm still not getting anything, doctor! Doctor: Again! Clear! (the doctor shocks the patient repeatedly, to no avail) Live, damn you! Live! Nurse: Doctor... we've lost him! Doctor: Damn! So... do you wanna go out for a drink?