ABBA: The Movie
1977
Reporter: Is it true you are the proud recipient of an award as the lady with the most sexiest bottom? Agnetha: How can I answer to that? I don't know... I haven't seen it!
(Ashley is causing trouble in the hotel hallway. The Bodyguard runs out and drags him along by his tape recorder microphone) Bodyguard: (frustrated; into the microphone) Haven't I seen enough of you today?
(repeated line) Crowd: (screaming) We want ABBA! We want ABBA!
(Benny looks up from a tabloid article he's reading) Benny: What does "kinky" mean?
(everyone is looking through concert reviews the next morning) Benny: (reading headline) "Agnetha's Bottom Tops... (covering the word "Dull" with his thumb) ... Show." Agnetha: Oh, my God... don't they have bottoms in Australia? Björn: (reading from the article) "A middle-aged man beside me said, with feeling, 'It's *really* something worth seeing!'" (laughs) Agnetha: Hey, at least I did *something* for the show, didn't I!
(Ashley, seeking an interview, waits nearby as ABBA get into their limo) Ashley Wallace: Can I - Bodyguard: (cutting him off) No, you can't.
(as Ashley is about to leave the radio station) Ashley Wallace: Are you sure you want me to do this documentary? Radio Station Manager: Don't use that word - this is not a documentary, it's an event. This is going to be world-wide.