3 Ninjas Kick Back
1994
Miyo: I have trouble swinging my butt. Tum Tum: You mean your bat. Miyo: Yes, my butt.
Grandpa: The hospital is fine except for this wicked nurse. She's got the face of a dragon's butt.
Tum Tum: I hope there's lots of food in our next adventure!
Tum Tum: Let's murdalize them!
Grandpa: Watch the target grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon, throw!
Tum Tum: I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa. Grandpa: Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training. Tum Tum: Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday?
(Slam mistakes a letter opener as the dagger) Vinnie: Did you hatch from a moron egg? Does that look like this?
Grandpa Mori Shintaro: Before you go to Japan, you will be tested on the field of battle. Remember, four strands of rope, apart you can snap, but together you can be strong, now get out there and kick butt!
Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas: What are you gonna do, talk us to death?
Tum Tum: Scramble!