2gether
2000 (TV)
Jason "Q.T." McKnight: I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one.
Doug Linus: I can't be perfect every time out. I'm not Ozzy Osbourne!
Jason "Q.T." McKnight: For some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over. ALL... OVER!
Mickey: Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr 2% Milk, Mr Khaki Pants, Mr Touched By An Angel. Get out my face!
Jerry O'Keefe: I heart you.
Chad Linus: This one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, not to brag or nothing, but I bet I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!
Bob Buss: There are five basic types in every successful boyband: your rebel, your badboy: one. Your shy bashful type: two. Your reassuring older brother type: three. Your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster: four, and five: your hearthrob, the one that holds it all together. He's the one with his eyes staring at you from the poster saying, "hold me, take care of me".
Bob Buss: Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". (laughs) Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the business call, "publicity bonanza"!
Chad Linus: I know! What about Matchbox 20? Jerry O'Keefe: Chad, there's already a Matchbox 20. Chad Linus: Matchbox 30!
Chad Linus: Everybody's talking about QT's problems. I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally sufficating to death, and i was still, STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible.
Doug Linus: Well you gotta embrace your worthlesness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Cosner...
Jerry O'Keefe: Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair.
Doug Linus: You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer! Chad Linus: No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second!